I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
