Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I won't apologize to a one balled man
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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