I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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