I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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