You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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