i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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