we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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