How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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