whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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