New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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