it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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