she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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