And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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