Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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