just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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