god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Randomize
