He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
