Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Me too!
its not stalking. its research.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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