Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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