Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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