i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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