I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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