i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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