id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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