I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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