That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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