by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Who died my cat blue again?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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