so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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