as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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