We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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