I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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