I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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