I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Will exercising make me less horny?
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