I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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