plz talk dirty to me
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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