did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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