Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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