Do you still have your period?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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