oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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