Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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