she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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