Why are handjobs necessary in class?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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