In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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