We're like a lot better than the average bears
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Enjoy the penises
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
