Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
