You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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