The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
His hands were made for my vagina.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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