I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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