"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
