Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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