Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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