It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
