Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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