oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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