Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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